Showbiz News Ngayon SMS Joke
July 7, 2010This is one good SMS Joke (that I’ve received) which always made me laugh everytime I read it.
HEADLINES BUKAS, NGAYON ANG BRODKAS! GOOD NEWS! WALANG BADNEWS!
Tahanang walang hagdan, inakyat!
Isang bakla, ginahasa. Tuwang-tuwa!
Unanong madre, napagkamalang penguin!
Tindera ng suka, tinoyo!
Teacher nagkamali, tinuruan ng leksyon!
Basurero nagsampa ng kaso, binasura!
Tubero, nagkatulo!
Isang buntis sinaksak, bata nakaiwas!
Unggoy bumabasa ng text message, tumatawa!
Lover’s Jokes (SMS)
September 13, 20091. Mag-uyab nag-istorya daplin sa dagat
Girl: Babes,unsa imong zodiac sign?
Boy: (naghuna2x kay bogok) ikaw sa una babes..
Girl: Zodiac sign nako Cancer
Boy: Ako? Goiter.
2. Boy1: Nakipagbreak ka daw sa gf mo?
Boy2: Oo, kasi di sanay humalik…isang style lang alam… flying kiss pa jud paita pod
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