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Bisaya SMS Jokes

April 18, 2010

Okay, ania napud mga Bisaya nga text messages nga ako nadawat gikan sa akong cellphone. Enjoy!

1. Mama: Nak, nganong nagkabulingit man ka?

    Anak: Kabantay ka anang kanal dira ma?

    Mama: Oo nak, kabantay ko . Ngano man?

    Anak: Ako wala. 

2. Usa ka adlaw nisakay ka ug jeep. Unya sakit kau imong tiyan, kautoton kau ka. May ganih kusog ang music. Kada utot, sabay ka sa beat. Pagnaog nimo, natingala ka kay tanan sila sa imo gatan-aw. Ug diha pa nimo na remember, nag HEADSET diay ka. Hehehe. 

3. Anak: Nay, niinom ko ug baygon. 

    Nanay: Maghikog ka? 

    Anak: Dili uy! Nakatulon ko ug lamok. 

    Nanay: Amaw, inum2x kag tambal nga wala paman kay kaon.

4. Kung ikaw papilion aha man ka? Sa guwapo na pasakitan lng ka o sa pangit nga magsakit imo mata? 

5. Juan: Manguyab ko sa imong anak. 

    Nanay: Ayaw sa tawon dong kay nag-eskwela pa siya. 

    Juan: Sige unya nlng pag-uli niya. 

6. 2 killers naghulat sa ilang patyon. 

    Killer 1: Pre, dugaya pud sa atong patyon oi. 

    Killer 2: Lagi pre, wala untay nahitabo sa iya noh? Mabalaka man sad ta oi. 

7. Juan: Makalagot ning sabona dili mobula 

    Pedro: Unsaon pagbula ana? Di man pwde basa imong lawas. 

    Juan: Bugo ka! Klaro anang for dry skin. 

 

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Previous Comments

SO FUNNY HAHHAHAHAH…..I LIKE UR GRAPHICS…..PWDE DAG-DAGIN MO PA……IM WINYLIN GUILLERMO IN NEGROS CITY…….

Posted by winylin guillermo at September 10, 2010, 5:13 pm

hehehehhehehehehheheeh!!!!!!kataw anan kaa u!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by joemar at January 10, 2011, 10:45 am

oie!!!!!!!!!

Posted by joemar at January 10, 2011, 10:46 am

Please Add more Jokes. kataw.anan kaau. Tga Cebu City ko

Posted by pepZaul at February 9, 2011, 7:29 pm

hehehhehe nakatawa lang ko nice lagi ang mga jokes no jjjjajaaajaj

Posted by cheryl at April 9, 2011, 1:48 pm

Visayan(bisaya) has many defferent languages Cebuano,Ilongo,Waray, Capiznon etc. http://www.binisaya.com/content/word-bisaya-cofusion-answered http://www.pagadian.org/bisaya.htm Heavy migration to Mindanao of people from Cebu and Dumaguete etc in 1940’s, spurred by government-sponsored resettlement programmes,is the reason that mostly people in Mindanao are Cebuano or 90% speak the Cebuano language.
Also Ilonggo people from Panay and Negros islands who speak Hiligaynon migrated in Mindanao and most of them settled in Pigkawayan and Midsayap North Cotabato areas. Also the reason why mostly people in these areas are Ilongo. Cebuano version.

Posted by Jay at April 15, 2011, 4:45 am

hohohohohooho ka aligre gyud oissstttt bali ning mga pinoy oy hahahahahaha

Posted by cheryl at April 25, 2011, 7:50 am

hahah

Posted by leandro at May 27, 2011, 11:10 am

ahahah…witty..

Posted by glaisa at June 3, 2011, 2:00 pm

ahahahahaha…sooOOOooo funnnnyyy!!!hehehe
:-)

Posted by jean at July 7, 2011, 9:48 am

ala nay laiin?

Posted by junex at July 28, 2011, 11:27 pm

haahhaha…ok bya pd..

Posted by miss frustrated at October 31, 2011, 4:03 pm

ok kau

Posted by al at December 12, 2011, 4:26 pm

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